As soon as they had my cable internet back online, some scholar with a bulldozer/scooper thingie took it out again. 
I would be connected for a while, then not connected, then connected, then not… and then we’re cha-cha-ing!
But, I’m back online “for realz”, as the kids say, and hopefully you haven’t dispatched the angry mob yet. Emails forthcoming! She lives! She LIVES!