In order to best serve you, we’ve rounded up the most common questions and comments that come through our inbox and done our best to answer them as thoroughly as we can right here. If you still have a question that we haven’t answered here, please feel free to drop us a line. We’ll do our best to respond as quickly as possible.
Will you build me a huge site for free?
Will you donate a prize or sponsor our charity event?
How long does it take to build a website?
What is this Design Process you keep talking about?
What tools or software do you use to design and build websites?
Will we be done soon? Are we done? Huh? Huh? Are we?
Do you take special requests? I want a monkey eating Jello Femmeplate!
I bought it, so I can do whatever I want with it, right?
I love this Femmeplate! But, will you change this, this, this, this, this and this?
Wait, wasn't there a free pot holder included with a Femmeplate purchase yesterday?
What are the specs on Femmeplates? What about advertising?
What does "Exclusive" mean? "Non-Exclusive"?
Where do you get your images? Do I own it once I buy the template?
Will you hold a design? What about refunds?
I want a web site. Where do I begin? What do I need to know?
What is a blog? How can a blog enhance my business website?
What is Site Migration? Exporting? Importing? Huh?
Why does your site look all crazy?
You're always booked! Why don't you hire more people already?! JEEZ!
I can't get to my website! The sky is falling! HELP!
Can we hire you for maintenance on our existing site? What about just an upgrade?
I can't get to my website! The sky is falling! HELP!
My dog ate my website. Can I have all my files from four score and seven years ago?
My sister's hairdresser's cousin's goldfish just died. Can I have my deposit back?
What tools or software do you use to design and build websites?
Will you build me a huge site for free?
Will you build us a huge site for in exchange for a link on our site?
Will you come to my office? Let's meet over lunch!
You're always booked! Why don't you hire more people already?! JEEZ!
How much do you charge for a personal blog design?
How much does a website cost?
I don't see what I need in your packages. Can you still give me a quote?
I'm a small business, so I'd like a website and a blog. How much for that?
What if I want a template or a theme? What if I want to install it myself?
What if I want to blog professionally or make my blog my business? Is there a package for that?
Will you build me a huge site for free?
Will you build us a huge site for in exchange for a link on our site?
How long does it take to build a website?
What's the bottom line? How do I get on your schedule?
Will we be done soon? Are we done? Huh? Huh? Are we?
You're always booked! Why don't you hire more people already?! JEEZ!
Alas, no. These designs are a labor of love, something we create in our spare time between our custom design clients. The designs are sold as-is, except for the personalization associated with each design. There are various price points and levels of licensing available and listed on our Femmeplates™ sidebar. Additional personalization can be accommodated, but it would be billed at our current hourly rate, in addition to the initial cost of the template.
Maybe! We know what happened… you perused the items, and then came back a week later and the list of features changed. We’re chicks… we change our mind sometimes. As a small two-women run business, we need to test the waters, see what works and what doesn’t, and respond to client needs to make sure all is fair for everyone involved. We reserve the right to modify, add or replace included features and/or pricing as we see fit without any prior notice or warning. We gotta do what’s best for everyone as well as ourselves. So while that pot holder might have been the deal breaker for you, fret not… we probably replaced it with a better item or just plain ran out.
Femmeplates™ themes are designed for 1024x768 browser resolution or higher. Each design is 960 pixels wide with a 20 pixel gutter for drop-shadows and graphic touches.
Each Femmeplate design also includes accommodations for generous premium adspace, usually a 300x250 rectangle in the sidebar or a 728x90 leaderboard along the top, the most popular choices that don’t disrupt the flow of your design. Occasionally, there may be a design that includes skyscraper ad space.

